A nice big pile of merde in the bottom of thehandicapped toilet on the 19th floor.
So spacious in there.
In New York, I worked with an ex-contruction worker who gave me a nice piece of advice: "always shit on the boss's time".
Never crap at home before you leave for work.
Truly, these are words to live by.
Indeed, my days here at [omitted] are a study in time-killing techniques.
When I arrive at 8:15, I turn on my computer and check my e-mail for the first time.
I read any e-mails that may have come in over the night, and perhaps write one or two responses.
By 8:40, the office is still pretty empty and not much activity is going on.
This is when I begin my coffee ritual.
I clean the coffee machine, find a new filter, go get bottled water for the fresh pot, and brew.…
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